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People first. AI second.

A small team that picks up the phone, learns your business, and builds the practical tools that make your day easier. The AI is just how we get the work done — what you actually hire is us.

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Social engagement · 30 days +12.4k ▲ followers across 4 channels
Engagement8.2%
Total reach94k
Site traffic · April 2026 0k visitors 38% vs last month
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Conversion3.8%
Sessions8.2m
Avg time1:24
Connected apps auto-bridged
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Got something on fire? 🔥 Send it over. We'll put it out.

No retainer. No minimum. No "let's hop on a call." Drop us a one-off task, and we'll come back with a fixed quote — usually before the day is out.

  • One-off jobs welcome. No contract, no monthly commitment — just the thing you need fixed.
  • Quote back the same day. Most requests get a fixed price within 4 business hours.
  • Most jobs are done in 2 to 5 days. Bigger builds get a clear timeline up front, no fuzzy "phases."
  • You only pay when it's working. If we can't finish it, you don't owe us anything.

Replies come from a real person. No newsletter, no sales sequence, no spam.

Step 1 of 3

What do you need help with?

Pick the closest one. We'll figure out the rest together.

Tell us a little about it.

A sentence or two is plenty — what's broken, who it affects, and what good would look like.

Rough budget $5,000give or take
$500 $5k $15k $25k+

Where should we reach you?

We'll come back within one business day with an honest read.

Got it — talk soon.

Your note's in. We'll reply from a real human inbox within one business day.

How it works

Real proposals. No theater. Four real steps.

01

Tell us what's stuck

Send a note through the form or your client dashboard. A few sentences is enough — what's slow, who it affects, and what good would look like.

02

We send a real proposal

A short written scope with the fix, the price, and the date — back in your inbox in one business day. You sign or you don't, no follow-up sequence.

03

We build it in your stack

Daily updates in your dashboard, work happens in your env, on your accounts. Most jobs land in days. If we miss the date, we eat the overrun.

04

You take the keys

It runs in your environment, you own the code. We hang around free for 30 days to fix anything that breaks, then disappear unless you want us back.

On our desks right now

A few things we're working on this week.

totalequihealth.com
Total EquiHealth ecommerce site
Total EquiHealth · ecommerce relaunch Web
Voice agent for Rosewater Cafe AI
Live now
Migrating 12 retail stores to a single inventory dashboard
Day 4 of 6 · on track
// nightly cron — pull POS
async function sync() {
  const r = await toast.pull();
  return r.length;
}
Toast → Sheets pipe
First time my Sunday inbox isn't a disaster.
— Maya, Rosewater
Email autoresponder rewrite Marketing
OpenTable → CRM bridge Auto
Done Tuesday
Three Pines Hardware is now texting back its own customers.
2 days · fixed quote
Weekly numbers report — fully automated Data
Q3 roadmap, Glasswing Plan
Quoted Tuesday, done Friday. Still waiting for the catch.
— Daniel, Three Pines
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Testimonials

They said it, not us.

Every quote here is from someone we'd happily grab coffee with tomorrow. We get to know the people behind the work — their wins are the part of this job we love most.

They quoted Tuesday, delivered Friday, and the thing has been quietly running ever since. I keep waiting for the catch.

Maya Okafor Owner, Rosewater Cafe

First agency that didn't try to sell me a roadmap. They just fixed the thing, then asked what was next. We've sent them four more requests since.

Daniel Reyes GM, Three Pines Hardware

The dashboard alone is worth the retainer. I can see what they're working on and when it'll land. No status meetings, no surprises.

Priya Anand Founder, Lumen Studio

I texted them at 9pm about a broken Mailchimp flow. Quote in my inbox by morning, fix live by lunch. Who does that?

Jamie Walsh Owner, Bramble & Co.

They speak normal English. No "synergies," no fifteen-tab proposals — just "here's what we'd build, here's what it costs." Felt like a unicorn.

Carlos Medina GM, Ferndale Bistro
Ready when you are

Tell us what's slow, sloppy, or stuck.

No discovery call disguised as a sales pitch. No week-long proposal. A 20-minute conversation, an honest read, and — if it's a fit — something working in your hands inside two weeks.

Tell us what's stuck 🤔